Finally finished part 1 of this behemoth! A take on ed and stede’s possible confrontation in season 2! Part 2 is in the works where they talk it through. Enjoy!
love the way david jenkins refuses to apologize for shit just not making sense. how do they get places so quickly? doesnt matter. why is ed wearing full leather wouldnt he be sweating like hell? oh yeah it’d be awful to be a pirate in that, but it’s hot, next question. he does not hesitate to just be like. eh who gives a shit. they’re in love, who cares about how the boat got there. it’s all fake anyway. here watch taika and rhys kiss.
You would think this is a deep quote from a famous artist or writer or even philosopher, but no, it’s a line from fucking Detective Dick Gumshoe in the Ace Attorney series.
The ace attorney experience is being like “if I press here phoenix will undoubtedly say what I’ve been thinking and the trial will keep going smoothly” and then phoenix says the dumbest thing you’ve ever heard